Hi Nitrogen,
Firstly - thanks for the excellent TIPM thread! Very informative
Just to let you know what I've done so far diagnostic wise. First, I checked the fuses, no only M38, but also J4, J5, J11, J13, M13, M26 and M30. Did it with a multimeter too just in case there was a hairline break in any of them (there wasn't).
The suspicion of the TIPM is down to the other intermittent electrical gremlins we've endured.
FIrstly, as I said, the rear driver side door (not passenger side - mistake in previous post) is intermittent in operation. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't? The other doors (except now the drivers) work fine. We're living with it for now - as I'm reluctant to shell out £70 for a new mechanism when it may be the TIPM - though would have thought this would affect the unklocking of all the 'other' doors?
Then there was the blower. As I said, I replaced the resistor with an aftermarket part. I worked for a month or three, then failed. Fortunately they replaced under warranty and it was fine. But then, the entire AC control panel went dead - that is to say, no light for the AC when pressed, rear fog etc. I fiddled around and pulled some fuses (HVAC ones if I remember rightly) and hey-presto, it started working again? I'd previously checked the blower motor (removed from the car and tested with another 12v source) so know that is OK.
Which brings me back to the drivers door. Following suggestions on other threads, I removed the master switch (drivers door) and opened it up to see if there was any dirt corrosion etc. I didn't expect to find any as the car is my wife's school run car and is very low mileage and gets well looked after (so not a farm hack etc.)

I checked the lock/unlock switches on both sides, to no avail. Nothing will make the driver door lock work. I can operate it with the pin in the door and it can be locked/unlocked. For now, that just means leaning in from the passenger side, but need to get it sorted.
Worthy of note is that the EVIC system was previously set for a double unlock for the passenger/rear doors. ie. one click of the fob for drivers door, then another for the rest of the doors. This is because we have kids in the car mostly

Mindful of your comments about the high amperage on the relays in the TIPM when 'double-clicked' I've not set this to a single click for all doors. Though perhaps too late to be of use...
The door lock mechanisms don't seem to be a strong point either and it's always best to start with the cheapest fix
Given your extensive knowledge of the electrical system now, I don't suppose you know which pins on the master switch I should be testing that give a feed to the drivers door mechanism?
Finally, whereabouts in France are you? We had a place in Brittany until recently, but the wife's inlaws still live there.